Although your hair looks like it was taken from the A-Ha school of hairdressery,
Although your jokes were stolen from a bag addressed to Lee Evans,
Although you make fences to keep people apart,
Although your taste in films is that of a Champion of Shit,
Although all the music albums you have, I would burn in a haste,
Although you claim to be attracted to women of the opposite sex,
Although you admit to never polishing your trumpet,
Although you try to fit in,
I love you.
Because you are a Nazi.
